Maybe all the lost luggage goes to the same place the rest of our newsletter did? Sorry if you got an empty email from us. We goofed up, but here's the real answer: Our questions about flying usually focus on two topics: - Will I have to sell an organ to afford this flight?
- How can I get through security faster than everyone else?
But let's take a second to ponder the bigger issues. Will holographs replace flight attendants? Who really gets to fly first class? And where does all the world's lost luggage go? (Hint: It’s not the same place as your missing socks.) | 
